From the early days of the love bus and throughout the hippie era, it was clear that the next best vehicle for sex dolls was the minivan. Sure, there are plenty of enthusiasts who frown on you driving a minivan, but millions of soccer moms have been letting their sex dolls score in the backseat of vans for decades instead of standing on the cold sidelines in the rain. A few pillows and air fresheners are all you need to transform these wheeled sex dolls into the kind of sex dolls bus you’ve dreamed of since you first saw Cinderella’s pumpkin. On the other end of the spectrum, taking your sex dolls on a motorcycle means you’ll get a lot of beatings from other bikers, but there’s no way you can take your sex dolls on a motorcycle except for the complete lack of privacy. To make matters worse, you’ll only have a tiny seat to stretch out on when you stop somewhere to have sex. Even with the canopy, there’s more space to get comfortable than on a bicycle. It’s priced like a luxury car, but the price is quickly lowered by all sorts of tax benefits and the warm feeling that your ride is also helping the environment. What makes them so appealing to sex dolls is the ability to drive them yourself (even if the driving instructions tell you not to). Even when you’re fully awake and ready to take the wheel, hands-free steering makes it easier to get your loved one to rock their head in your lap without becoming a contortionist. But of course, try this at your own risk. If you want to have your sex dolls in a moving car, the safest and best way is to sit in the back seat of a limousine. Of course, we don’t recommend taking your sex dolls in a moving vehicle if either of you is driving. But if the driver is at the wheel and there is enough space in the back seat, you and your lover can turn up the music, have a drink, and do all your favorite positions with your sex dolls. But make sure you bring a few towels to clean up. Most limo drivers won’t mind if you’re busy in the back, but no one will bother cleaning up anything spilled on the floor. What a beautiful automotive fantasy! Not right. There’s nothing worse than sex dolls in a supercar. There’s less space per passenger. They always have individual racing seats and a center console that’s hard to get over. And the last thing you want to think while your lover is riding you is, “I hope she doesn’t leave claw marks on that very expensive headrest.” Leave the Ferrari at home and find something more practical. Fuck you.
The best sex dolls on the road are the ones you have now. No one expects you to buy a new one just because it makes driving sex dolls on the road easier. Look at your car; you will find many ways to make it more attractive. First, remove all the clutter so your lover doesn’t trip over a paper cup in the holder. You can also take the time to thoroughly clean roughly, make it smell good, and tint the windows for privacy. It’s your car, and it’s probably going to be your car sex dolls. So invest a little time and attention, and your sex dolls will thank you. America’s love affair with the open road has been going on for over a century, often celebrated in popular songs of all eras and beloved by groups across the country. It’s no coincidence that this country’s passion for cars coincides with the fact that many people have their first sexual experience in the backseat or on the hood of their partner’s car. So play it safe, fasten your seat belt, and discover the sense of automotive adventure, whether you’re in the driveway or on the highway, and enjoy all that the open road has to offer with your following sex dolls!
